Drop the screenshot
Upload the DM you received—or the opener you are about to send. Roastline reads the exchange and keeps the context intact.
AI-powered message damage control
Your DMs called. They need a roast.
Upload a questionable conversation, pick a comedic persona, and get a brutal roast plus a better line to send. Then export the evidence as a share-ready card.
Start free. Please redact names and personal details first.
The Roastline promise
Funny by design. Honest by default.
No fake hype
A useful rewrite comes with every roast.
Your choice of voice
You decide who delivers the verdict.
Made to travel
Every result is formatted for sharing.
From cringe to content
Three moves. One devastating verdict.
Roastline turns the behavior you already have—screenshotting wild messages—into a fast creative loop.
Choose the damage
Hand the mic to a disappointed Italian grandma, a ruthless Wall Street bro, Shakespeare, and more distinct comedic personas.
Roast, repair, export
Get a punchline, a genuinely better reply, and a polished card made for sharing without rebuilding it in an editing app.
The main event
“Hey” brought no plan, no personality, and somehow still arrived overconfident.
Sample roast · Disappointed Italian grandma persona
The recovery line
“Your profile raised an important question: which local spot actually deserves the hype?”
Roast. Rewrite. Share.
Pick your burn rate
A plan for every group chat.
Try the punchline for free, or unlock more personas and clean exports when the screenshots keep coming.
First Degree
For testing one suspicious opener.
$0forever
- 3 roasts each month
- Core personas
- Roast and rewrite
- Shareable card with watermark
Most roastable
Repeat Offender
For active daters and very active group chats.
$9/month
- 50 roasts each month
- Every comedic persona
- Multiple rewrite options
- Watermark-free exports
- Saved roast history
Commentary Desk
For creators turning dating culture into content.
$24/month
- 200 roasts each month
- High-resolution exports
- Batch-ready workflow
- Commercial content use
- Priority processing
Monthly limits reset each billing cycle. Cancel paid plans anytime.
Before you upload
Questions worth asking
Your group chat is waiting
Turn that terrible DM into something useful.
Get the joke, save the comeback, and export a card worth dropping into the chat.
Roast my first DM